CRAZY

I've spent some time at Kurt booth's (sorry, but I still haven't learned how to link to anyplace else...) or maybe I have. http://huckswharf.blogspot.com/ blog today. Made me think. and giggle.
He asked about the craziest thing you've ever done. I read the entry before...but there was more today.
He's jumped out of an airplane.
dude!
I would sooooooooo love to jump out of an airplane. I don't happen to think that's crazy at all. Thinking about it, I don't actually know what constitutes crazy, in my mind.

Here are some of the things I've done in my life that I know other people think are crazy:

(Remembering these things have kept me entertained here, for the better part of an hour!)

Picked up a hitch hiker
helped strangers
had sex on the 50 yard line of a high school football field (as an adult)
went to a non-english speaking country by myself. twice. no electricity or running water
took in a 20 year old black kid
driven when I'd had too much to drink
got 2 tattooes (is that how you spell that? it doesn't look right)
worked on an oil pipeline
even though we just met that day, I had sex with this guy named Gino...only after I let him shave me
wore short skirts to work (I'm a school teacher)
still do stuff on dares
pole danced...even though I have no actual experience in that department
canopy jumped
got 5 piercings in one ear
let first dates pick me up at my house
joined and still participate in Kiwanis (which is an organization made up mostly of retired old men)
and of course, the obligatory: been with another woman
the list just goes on...
I, personally don't think any of those things are crazy.
Although I do frequent my backyard naked, I have never run up and down the street that way.
and even though I'm still polishing off that cake batter from last night, I don't think it's "normal"...but not exactly crazy, either.

(Please note: I purposely excluded the gallons of alcoholic concoctions guzzled, pounds of smoked reefer, and hundreds of speckled speed capsules swallowed... and speaking of swallowing!...)

I'll tell you something else other people think is crazy...I pray for Dubya and Bin Laden honestly, and wholeheartedly...and I think I'm still a card carryin Democrat.
Oh, and don't forget, I forgave Ron for all that shit he pulled...nobody I know thinks that's not crazy.
I believe my Grandfather came to my room after he'd been dead 6 months
I don't save enough for my retirement---that's probably crazy
I've never done it with a farm animal...now THAT would be crazy!
whew!
did it.
thought of a crazy thing. what's crazy for me, though, may not be crazy for you...who am I to judge?
I'll tell ya what, I wouldn't mind it if someone were crazy for me...ONLY if I could be crazy for them at the same time

Tomorrow's hump day.
Then Half Nekid Thursday(which I always forget about)
Then Friday (I have a date, by the way)
Saturday I am working some Mayor's ball---so I get to wear my only formal
no rest till Sunday

OK
I'm all crazied out

PS
I also keep a nine millimeter close to me as I sleep.
I am THIS CLOSE to just quitting my job today, and finding another one where I can just travel the world and talk to hundreds of people at one time. Either that or find a way to go to Africa. Or New Orleans.
Sometimes I read my posted blogs like 14 times.
I care. I mean really care, about everyone I know. Whether I like em or not.
I've contemplated suicide, homicide, and bank robbery.

There.
see what a little sleep can do for crazy?!!